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Hap Palmer
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Billy Blotsky's Birthday Bash
My friend Billy Blotsky had a birthday yesterday His parents let him plan it and choose the games we played He sprung a few surprises to spice the party up Like filling up the bathtub with homemade lemonade. He had a crocodile cake with white icing for the teeth The scales were made from slices of sticky green gumdrops The eyes were made of cherries, with strawberries for the nose And the tongue was one long string of bright red lollipops. Hey !
Chorus: Oh, what a birthday party It was the best of all, we really had a ball Everybody's talking 'bout t the season's greatest smash It's Billy Blotsky's Birthday Bash
The treasure hunt was held there in Billy's house He switched things all around to make the game more fun We found dishes in the closet, and sandals in the sink And a magic marking pen in a moldy hot dog bun. The usual pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey game was changed We taped paper shells on a cardboard turtle's back Then we ran a race where the slowest runners won Several shovel fulls of candy Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com stacked inside a shopping sack, Hey !
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Then we gave Billy presents; he had but one request Bring something unusual you cannot buy in stores He got seashells and three snails, seven lizards with no tails And Leah's little brother to help him with his chores. The brightly colored wrapping piled up on the rug And covered up the punch that Sarah Springer spilled And somewhere underneath crawled Craigie Crawford's gift A snake with painted body; golly, Billy sure was thrilled ! Hey !
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When the day was done we pitched in to pick things up We caught the snake and snails, and cleared away the trash 'Though Billy's mother sternly spoke, 'Next year there'll be no jokes' ... We'll always remember Billy Blotsky's Birthday Bash ! Hey !
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