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Neil Cicierega( Lemon Demon )
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Treasure Map
Happily this afternoon, Along the beach I waddle. Looking at the sand, I spy an old, forgotten bottle!
I pick it up, and look at it! My eyes go big and wide! For heaven's yes! There seems to be A treasure map inside!
Somewhere at the tail end Of this twisty, dotted line A chest of gold awaits, And soon it's going to be mine!
I buy a sturdy shovel, Since the treasure will be deep. I buy expensive boots, Because my old ones are too cheap.
I buy a fancy compass And a treasure-hunting cap, Then off I set, into the forest Eyes upon my map.
So carefully I trace the pathway, Every little bend Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com It's almost getting dark, Before - at last! I reach the end!
I'm so excited, I can't help But do a little jig! I calm myself, take out my shovel, And proceed to dig.
I dig and dig and dig Until my hands begin to hurt, Then finally, my treasure chest! All worn and caked in dirt!
But when I look inside the chest, I only find a note. Upon it is this simple little message, And I quote:
Everybody wants to find A buried treasure chest, But no-one wants to bury one. If you do, be my guest!
Pirates are assholes.
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