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MC Chris( Christopher Brendan Ward )
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Tractor Beam
I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack Girls won't give my dick back All this sex affects my syntax The pistol I pack's impact
Make's you gasp infact So sit back, relax While I grind this axe On your Brazillian wax
Without finishing fast I bask in the slash Underneath your cinnamon ass About ten minutes it lasts
I pull it out and pass gas My name is MC Chris Kinda cute Kinda crass
Ladies love me sending pic's Where they're scantilly clad Send some back Then invite them to come crash at my pad
They're like O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad We make the beast with two backs Until we both get whiplash
Get with the program Strip to the slow jam Slip on a Trojan Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees Go back, repeat The job ain't done 'Til you ruin the sheets
My name is MC And your name is a creep Because you creep into my bed About every week
Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak
I should be flirtin' with virgins Instead of jerkin' my gerkin I should be working the circuit Assertive for certain
With little aversion Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com They all open they curtains Mini me starts emergin To be rid of his burden
Did I fail to mention All the ladies say word Got a panty collection Like a Japanese perv
They're prepared to purr And to serve up they curves I skip the main course I prefer the hors d'overs
I like thongs, like grannies Like any old panties Hanging on the lampshades As I tap on her back space
I like bows, like lace Like suckin' her face I like fuckin' her waist I make a bucket of paste
When her eyes roll back It means her memory's erase Slow-mo, tip-toe My ass out of her place
I quickly run to the clinic A q-tip in my dick I wait two very long weeks To know if these nuts need a medic So c'mon
Get with the program Strip to the slow jam Slip on a Trojan Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees Go back, repeat The job ain't done 'Til you ruin the sheets
My name is MC And your name is a creep Because you creep into my bed About every week
Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak
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