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Steve Goodman
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Vegematic
Lyricist:Michael Peter Smith , Steve Goodman
Fell asleep last night with the TV on, oh, what a dream I had Dreamed I went and answered every single one of those Late night mail order ads And four to six weeks later, much to my surprise The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too Illuminated illustrated history of life And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife A bamboo steamer, and a garden weasel too And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags over Burbank
Well the doorbell rang all morning and all through the afternoon I shook with fright as it rang all night by the light of the Master Card moon There was Parcel Post in the pantry, UPS in the hall COD to the ceiling, and it just couldn't pay for it all
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I got the egg scrambler with a Seal-a-Meal carrying case A set of presidential commemorative plates So I could eat my eggs off the President's face A Minute Mender, and a needle that'll knit or crochet And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin at Six Flags over Burbank
I remembered I was dreaming, so I gave a mighty cheer When I awoke, it was no joke, 'cause all that shit was here So if you fall asleep with the TV on, let me tell you what to do Rip the telephone out of the wall unless you want it to happen to you
You'll get the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too Illuminated illustrated history of life And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife Bamboo steamer and a smokeless ashtray too And an all expenses paid weekend for three at Six Flags over Burbank
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