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Stephen Lynch
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3 Balloons
I call you from my car to say, 'I'll be there in awhile,' A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile. Nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial, Then I see a sign, the airport's just another mile. I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly. And as I near security, I almost start to cry.
Well, I hope the law enforcement agents can't tell from my face, I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place. I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air, Cause with 4 balloons of heroin, it's getting crowded up in there. Crowded up in there.
My mind is all a jumble and my blood is cold as ice, I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise. 'Relax,' I say, 'It's not so bad, it might feel kinda nice. Besides, who hasn't a finger up there once or twice?' I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host, I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed!
Well, I say a little prayer, Hail Maria Full of Grace, I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air, And I swear I'm farting lines of blow into my underwear, From my derriere.
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash, 5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash. 8 balloons of LSD and 9 of Sensimil. A box of Chinese fireworks, Guatemalan child. I made it to my gate now and my joy I can't contain, I board the aircraft and take my seat in the cockpit of the plane!
As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face, I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place. Flight crew, prepare for takeoff, as I lift us into air, And, by the way, does anyone want to by Guatemalan child? From my derriere.
I got 3 balloons. Uh, I got 3 balloons. Oooh, I got 3 balloons!
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