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TISM
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Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers too No points for hitting P-platers, they do the work for you Three points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping But here's the way to maximum points, you'll do it without trying Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid Smash a Pumpkin, kill a Heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver Hit anyone on Reality TV, call it 'Non-Survivor' Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven Five for a World Business Leader, plus six for S Eleven Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid There's no point to this world, let's make that clear But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere Tell the cops 'He just came out of nowhere' One point for road rage tailgaiters Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Two for custom licence platers Three for the Beamer driving ponce Four for a limo full of debutantes Five for the re-made retro classic Six for the original while we're at it Seven if it's open-top red and sporty Bonus if the driver's over forty Eight for bumper-sticker teasers Remember to honk if you love Jesus We must observe equal opportunity Put the pedal to the metal... and hit... everybody. Game over
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