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1 14.Somebody Like Me ll my bad jokes sound funny Yeah call me crazy but it's easy to see Yeah baby I think that you're lookin' for someone like me oh yeah Somebody like me She ... mebody that thinks all my bad jokes sound funny Yeah call me crazy but it's easy to see Yeah baby I think that you're lookin' for someone like me oh yeah Somebody like me Oh ... mebody that thinks all my bad jokes sound funny(All my bad jokes sound funny) Yeah call me crazy but it's easy

2 1.I Need To Know ing Wid a funny sense of humor and he played his jokes on me I need to know2x That im th

3 9.Get Down(Poonana) t Nothing funny know the money thicker than Maliah Man I'm like a stick of dyna—mite baby hype baby never was a liar I can see the future ever ... own nigga I'm so tired of the jokes Your lady running to the wood lik

4 1.YourJokes Aren't Funny 1.YourJokes Aren't Funny[Verse1] Your clothes and your motions they caught my eye It's no disguise what you want from me Your humor[?]so contrived ... o play your game[Chorus] Your jokes aren't funny anymore to me I'm not the same fool that I used to be Your ... e fool that I used to be Your jokes aren't funny anymore to me I'm not the same fool that I used to be[Verse3] You don't need scales to tell you're a snake In for the take yea ... o play you

5 10.Let Me Love the Lonely t all the jokes Even the ones you know Funny I'm doing that too I love the cro

6 18.Don't Wish Me Well ything is funny But don't say that the jokes on you[Chorus] And I'm going all

7 6.Ain't it Funny .Ain't it Funny Producer Paul White[Verse1] Verbal couture Parkour With the metaphors The flow house of horror Dead bolted with metal doors Grinc ... to seize the moment[Pre-Hook] Funny how it happens Who ever would imagine That ... s Who ever would imagine That jokes on you But Satan the one laughing[Hook] Ain't it ... e one laughing[Hook] Ain't it funny how it happens Ain't it Ain't it funny how it happens Ain't it Ain't it funny how it happens Ain't it[

8 4.Higher(Feat. Styles P.) nny is No jokes on some funny shit Legalize worldwide the grow

9 3.Too Much To Take- Interlude then the jokes start flyin' in It's too close to home to be ... It's too close to home to be funny huh Suburbs really sucks with no

10 10.Is That That Bitch mood for jokes I'm not an actor rappin' in a movie bro And I don't know you but know that you a douchey troll With no do's or dont's It's har ... y you might have to save It's funny people tellin' me what type of tr

11 14.Ghost Story around me funny now they don't No one's in my lane my competition going adios No magician but I dissipate em in a cloud of smoke Revving they ... ou serious and I ain't out of jokes Most of the shit you rap about is unaccountable Sang enough to make you know so watch your mouth and count your own Never seen ... gh Cheating on her from above funny how the roles Got reversed when i

12 25.Laugh Now Cry Later ot tellin jokes or not sayin names You niggas think it's ... n names You niggas think it's funny but I beat yo ass You laughed in my face now I'mma kill yo ass]x2[Verse2: Lil B again] Got bricks in the car bricks in the cou ... t for playin games Not tellin jokes or not sayin names You niggas think it's ... n names You niggas think it's funny but I beat yo ass You laughed in

13 5.One Hundred Miles to Liverpool ow oh no. Funny how a mile can go on forever funny how a day can be an age funny how a smile can face the stormy weather ... e can face the stormy weather funny how a house can be a cage. Chorus:100 miles more to Liverpool100 more miles to go been down this road in sunshine and in snow ... place to go. Me I'm cracking jokes in the bar with all the blokes to

14 1.Sound Like Who it is not funny these niggas ain't even got no jokes Boy they broker than a joke I'm o

15 1.Down On It isn't it funny how everything works out. I guess the ... ything works out. I guess the jokes on me she said.[Chorus] I used to

16 3.I Invented That(feat.Jackie Beat)[Explicit] that AIDS jokes? Yep! Back fat? What did you say? Hairy shoulders? Excuse me? Thunder thighs? Uh what the fuck? Sasquatch feet? YOU'RE GONNA D ... dy Bunny? That man's not even funny What about Dame Edna? I'm gonna i

17 4.Don't You Ever Leave My Side dreams?' Funny how I never really cared. Did you? Chours: Don't you ever leave don't you ever leave don't you ever leave my side Even when I ... that was lit by candle light Funny how the last thing we'd ever do is fight Cause we've seen things no one else could dream You're the kind of person I've never ... opes and futures and dreams?' Funny how we never really cared. Did you? Chorus Verse3: That time we were there wandering in the downtown streets The strumming of ...

18 8.Kiss Me Honey ooks like jokes in the funny paper Haven't you done anything e

19 2.As One right the funny types they always telling jokes when they holding mics but not me

20 1.Pretty Girls t get the jokesJust you watch they're so predictable(Some things don't change...)[Pre-Chorus](The girls roll up) Windows roll down(Eyes on us) ... d(Watch them go) It's just so funny(Like bees to the honey!)[Chorus] All around the world pretty girls Wipe the floor with all the boys Pour the drinks bring the ... d(Watch them go) It's just so funny(Like bees to the honey!)[Chorus]

21 2.Super Clean e telling jokes But I don't see nothing funny[Hook

22 7.Rat Race it ain't funny Type of money make you laugh at jokes when it ain't funny Type of money go outside lookin'

23 6.Cheesy Rat Blues my corny jokes I was stupid; i thought that they were sincere folks It turned out they liked the money and the fame If i ain't get paid i'd b ... sucker for his money It's so funny Cars ride by with the boomin syst

24 7.Bird Dog(LP Version) )] A very funny joker[he's a bird] But when he jokes my honey[he's a dog] His jokin' ain't so ... 's a dog] His jokin' ain't so funny[what a dog]Johnny is a joker that

25 2.Qualifiers make jazz jokes so I'm flat broke Mad at LOST and that black smoke Fuck you if you're a white man that assumes I speak for black folks Fuck yo ... hoes' And I ain't even being funny homie didn't know Shoulda said it

26 2.No Hard Feelings No Hard Feelings II even fair Funny how I came top ten One year I was hardly even there I knew I do this shit off rip So I dropped that tape Nope I don't wanna do ... w yet nigga I'm still buzzin' Funny how I just applied for a black card And I was the black sheep outta all my cousins Bitch I wanna be the goat bitch I wanna be ... k I'm in it for Niggas makin' jokes ain't bothered by that Every lightskin nigga with eyebrows could rap Lets keep it3000 since Outkast is back Lets keep it3000 s ...

27 2.Earthbound sharp and funny yet creepy With wacky lines Like“Poo needs water for PP” But hey that's Earthbound That's why I love it so If you don't like i ... But it has charming and smart jokes And it has range including2 or3 fajokes And that's my Earthbound That's w

28 2.Wolves and Snakes noid move funny nigga ain't the same Instead of finding homies nigga rather play the games picture that he was almost blown out the frame If t ... g nigga smoke you I dont mean jokes my killas will really roast you f

29 12.Swerve laugh at jokes ha ha they think this shit is funny But ain't nothin' funny at all I had to make a hundred th

30 3.Land Of Nod d Trading jokes at the high five pod Why don't bears eat clowns cause the taste ... rs eat clowns cause the taste funny Are you seeing that grey in the s

31 9.Gandalf Took The Drug s telling funny jokes Crying walrus is riding a horny s

32 5.Nothing's Funny Nothing's Funny You're an image pale that points and laughs White list and a fire bath(?) Now tie me down and take me home I'm not afraid ... ur way Chorus: Eventually the jokes aren't free Nothing's ever funny Nothing's funny Verse2: Blood self believe too big to fall Let shadows stand just inches tall You ho?e to God you never die No no no you won't ... ur way Chorus: Eventually the jokes aren't free Nothing's ever funny Nothing's funny But now I

33 7.Ex-Friends hose dumb jokes you were older(Don't bother to talk I don't want to be told what you think that you know) I can't be anything that you need(No ... my name(forget my face) It's funny how you shift your shape From an

34 14.Intro ose silly jokes of yours. See if that helps. You used to do comedy when you felt like being ... medy when you felt like being funny But now you're contraction-ally obligated So dance you fucking monkey Dance monkey dance! Welcome to the show this is Bo this ... ff with eight minutes of mime jokes for the CD. I want to start off with a joke for the fellas. I don't feel like I connect with my men in the audience as well as ... 's the deal with segues? Food jokes let's do

35 4.Cuidado them Like jokes I got a Sixth Sense yo I see white folks I got a sick sense of humor like white ... ick sense of humor like white jokes When I kick it with rich bitches I sniff nice coke[Sample][laughing]Oh but seriously...[Kool A.D.] Amaze88[?] Amaze88 Kool A.D ... Do you they might look at you funny but let them snare I mean stare A

36 17.Groove Thang nta Claus Funny jokes I tell all always inhale fog Napp

37 2.Kiss me Hello me stupid jokes over and over It's funny they never get old they keep me l

38 4.Bad Bitch our money funny and I love jokes Girls cum fast when I lick slow A

39 3.No Hope cold Your jokes aren't funny Your souls been sold You're not s

40 2.Sky Is The Limit llionaire jokes cause it's funny how we got here Laughing at my ha

41 10.Born For This tions. Ha funny guy never had the butterflies Never shy every five minutes I would improvise. Class clown had ... ld improvise. Class clown had jokes before a peach fuzz Ask around I was roasting them like peanuts. Dime bags in middle school my Walkman My life saver through d ... of heard the cornyJackie Chan jokes Thinking they were getting me whe

42 14.Lindsay Lohan l like my jokes and they think Im really funny We can eat at mcdonalds you dont

43 1.She Likes the Beatles think I'm funny she don't laugh at my jokes I could care less about all her s

44 12.Take A Trip down It's funny how it's all jokes one minute And the next everybody

45 8.Exit Theme(Feat. Astronautalis& Lotte Kestner) cracking jokes with workers By the time the final whistle blows your body's feeling perfect So let's celebrate the good times Another round f ... I'm running from but isn't it funny once it's done?[Hook: Astronautal

46 6.Go! ndersized funny looking Next time I'm naming names but right now I won't stop pause hold quit Chill break false slip rap rhyme talk spit Whate ... broke Really I'm not telling jokes Now I answer let'em in I go hard

47 10.Island of the Misfit Boy ade a few jokes but they said they weren't funny. I tried to force a smile but the

48 6.The Last And eel I was funny I was thoughtful I was rare but like the ... htful I was rare but like the jokes about my figure kids think that I

49 4.Oil Drum hool.Jeff jokes and says some big mutant's probably nailing Denny's ass as we speak but it's not ... ass as we speak but it's not funny because Lester's going to youth c

50 13.Let's Dance ick smoke Funny right? Ha-ha this shit's jokes I got the idea from a letter that

51 11.Virginia Calling Ain't it funny how you pray for rain then you bitch about the rust you go reaching for the sands of time wind up with a handful of dust..(Cho ... fool of everyone what if the jokes on me.(Chorus) and i can hear Virginia Calling and i can hear Virginia calling yeah i can hear Virginia calling out to me toni ... i'll be all right... Ain't it funny how you pray for rain still waiti

52 2.Eat Your Vegetables Never not funny like fat jokes(Like when someone is like'what ha

53 9.Truth Decay amn thing funny Some diggin every minute of it I'm hatin every second of it Driven Ever since I heard the lie about thanksgiving While in stil ... at the facts like stupid ass jokes Or get lost in my own sauce I che

54 17.Keep Pushing th me I'm funny as Kevin Hart makin Oprah jokes Oops I said'jokes' twice but that's aight These mot

55 1.Boy In The Fancy Suit u tell me jokes In you backslick samestyled look And no i can't resist to laugh Not cause you're ... ist to laugh Not cause you're funny No cause you're sad And you brag

56 9.Straight Down The Line h at your jokes Oh that means his jokes are funny And one more thing I do not play

57 11.Get Sharp a couple jokes But none as funny as the truth I know some good fol

58 7.Who's Laughing Now you're so funny You've got teeth just like Bugs bunny' Oh so you think you know me now Have you forgotten how You would make me feel When you ... till rising Yeah So make your jokes Go for broke Blow your smoke You're not alone But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So raise the bar Hit me hard Play ... till rising Yeah So make your jokes Go for broke Blow your smoke You're not alone But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So raise the bar Hit me hard Play ...

59 6.Gentleman always a funny guy but I always laugh at my own jokes. I may speak a little loud yes I

60 13.Bust Yo S**t y fellows funny how… developing hope that you wouldn't fail us but you telling ... ldn't fail us but you telling jokes that offend us But what it really

61 1.Stoner Bitch a couple funny jokes while she takes another toke. Som

62 19.Im Diffrent ing at me funny Trying to play me like a dummy just cause I ain't got no money I think I'm different- I keep on feeling like a waste It's gett ... wear they laughed and cracked jokes like I was missing a limb I guess

63 2.I'm Fresh iggas got jokes bitch I got money and I Got dope damn right I got ... d I Got dope damn right I got funny black Murcilag racinâ?? like the

64 4.When We Get There ing at my jokes All the girls think I'm funny And my grandparents got a crib li

65 1.Cali' Trippin' But I had jokes so i made her giggle And her folks were very influential So when I smoked that Adam made her feel like a bad girl But she's a ... nSport backpack culdesec It's funny cause we both used to ditch class

66 7.Everybody my stupid jokes Come to me when you're feeling hurt I know I can count on you and you know that you can count on me Oh everybody's got somewhe ... ver stop Drive around singing funny love songs You can tell me all th

67 15.Bar Exam k it out! FunnyJokes Back To Search Browse All Lyrics

68 13.Popular at if the jokes I told wernt really all that funny I didn't always used to look like

69 4.Girl re now is funny feelings? I'll be over after some meetings Let's go away for the weekend(?) fall out I ain't been sleeping Figured fleeing but ... u Like all of the time Inside jokes in all of my rhymes More dime tha

70 2.Gift Of The Magi2: Return Of The Magi thinks my jokes are funny. There's no one to blame. People

71 9.Run for Your Life guess the jokes on me But when it settles out you're gonna find All them toys they ain't that sweet This world's got a ... that sweet This world's got a funny way of turning out I think it's funny the way you've turned ou

72 2.Gorgeous(feat. KiD CuDi& Raekwon) e it aint funny anymore try dipping jokes tell'em hug and kiss my ass x and

73 2.Welcome Back money got funny I heard all they jokes[?]sense of humour lord knows I wa

74 1.According To You o him I'm funny irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby tell me what I got to lose ... ding to you I suck at telling jokes'Cause I always give it away I'm the girl with the worst attention span You're the boy who puts up with that According to you a ... his head According to him I'm funny irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby tell me what I got to lose ...

75 14.Bitter Wine I wasn't funny but you laughed at all of my jokes When I was choking on the words t

76 14.Bust A Move- Glee Cast(Young MC) Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then y

77 4.How Things Turned Out To Be tupid and funny smile on your face” I say“I smile because I'm here with you I smile because you smile too” and she says“Tell me about your jou ... much worth to me To tell some jokes to sing some songs To deliver the

78 5.I'll Still Try something funny girl.Jokes to make you laugh. I'll run your

79 5.The Dude t play no funny games Don't talk shit no He'll tell you to suck his dick He's the dude Hey hey here comes the dude Da da do dap Bla do blap da ... Round the dude Don't play no funny games Don't talk shit no He'll tell you to suck his dick He's the dude Hey hey here comes the dude Hey hey hell yeah can't you ... k around And he clowns and he jokes and he smokes and he hangs But don't fuck over the dude one night he showed me a brain no name I ain't gonna tell you all of h ...

80 11.Long Live(The Great Short Lived) 's finest jokes Even years after All the cancer chewed away Carmen Miranda's Heart attack on the Durante show Wasn't noticed until she Faded t ... coffin Lost in dense fog It's funny but it's dead wrong To pluck the

81 1.Over The Stove money so funny it's telling jokes about me If I ever catch a brick

82 10.The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song mals make jokes At your attempts to find romance.(very ... ttempts to find romance.(very funny...) Nobody laughs at hippopotamus

83 10.The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song mals make jokes At your attempts to find romance.(very ... ttempts to find romance.(very funny...) Nobody laughs at hippopotamus

84 4.Real Nigga Shit Cracking jokes all the time everything was funny But times change now it's only al

85 2.The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song mals make jokes At your attempts to find romance.(very ... ttempts to find romance.(very funny...) Nobody laughs at hippopotamus

86 19.A Sense Of Belonging and make jokes about what you will do When the button is pressed and we hear the four minute warning And if you think it's ... warning And if you think it's funny now wait'till the bomb goes off Y

87 1.According To You o him I'm funny irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby tell me what I got to lose ... ding to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away I'm the girl with the worst attention span You're the boy who puts up with it According to you Acc ... his head According to him I'm funny irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby tell me what I got to lose ...

88 9.If There Was No You w That my jokes aren't funny the truth isn't true If there was

89 9.Live And Learn m me It's funny even though the jokes on my happiness is free check the

90 6.Get The Fuck Out nake Your jokes ain't funny and there's nothin' you say that I wanna hear The sound of the door slammin' your ass out is music to my ears If I can't beat ... our40 foot do Why you walkin' funny you must have spent some time wit

91 19.Number1 ike games jokes laughter Live for the moment left it all open Now I'm in deep flames lava breathe karma And now I'm stating See I never saw th ... got a place in my heart It's funny how you actually went from my hom

92 10.Funny Man oco10.Funny Man He's got jokes& a million dollar style. A stage& a story he can make the crowd roar. Yea he sure knows how to make a man smile. He'll put on ... s Come to sit& laugh when the funny man... Smiles. A full house tonight. He's got em laughing out loud. He sings them a song'bout his crazy mom& thanks them for c ... imes. When he's all alone the funny man... Cries.'It ain't funny no more' says the funny man.'This life I'm longing for- is a

93 20.Loonie yokes and funny jokes and shows of fashion[Chorus

94 2.Stoner Bitch a couple funny jokes while she takes another toke. Som

95 20.Pen Game you doug funny. I said I love money I love money. You take a buck from me better duck dummy.[Mac Miller:] Yo with my man Skyzoo is the class ... g dude I'm having fun with it.Jokes make him feel wrong in his own sk

96 6.Stoner Bitch a couple funny jokes while she takes another toke. Som

97 7.I Must Have Been Dreaming ock-knock jokes still funny angel? Why was I wasting my time

98 10.The Boy In The Fancy Suit u tell me jokes In you backslick samestyled look And no i can't resist to laugh Not cause you're ... ist to laugh Not cause you're funny No cause you're sad And you brag

99 12.Boots Boy . Tell me jokes that may seem funny Meet me downtown let's spend my m

100 1.Double Ahhnold ! I... Mr Funny Guy with your jokes and all that about the Gummy Bear of Candycornia and working out and... well it's not ... king out and... well it's not funny anymore!-That's what any good clo