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1.Repeat Stuff(Studio)
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-what.1.Repeat Stuff(Studio) Love songs used to be so beautiful.'Let us go then you and I when the evening is spread ... en I tell you that I love you
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o. I also hope that you don't see through This cleverly constructed ruse Designed by a marketing team Cashing in on puberty and lo ... But don't get complicated and
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re us. Though meaning might be missing We need to know the words after just one listen so[Hook] Repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat s ... e
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2.We Think We Know You
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-what.2.We Think We Know You[Intro ... e Think We Know You[Intro
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] Thank you so much I think that I probably should've uh ended it on a higher note A big ending or whatever but uh...it's been'wha ... you enjoyed it-[Popular Girl]
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oh my god How are you? I haven't seen you since like Freshman year oh my God! You were so like skinny and weird back then um... B ... ing Um I've been telling every
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dy how good of friends we were um back in the
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3.Hell of a Ride(Studio)
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-what.3.Hell of a Ride(Studio)[Hook] We've had a hell of a ride I said that it would take us to heaven Well I motherf ... n) Photosynthetical I want'em
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tanical And I'm kind of theoretical Quantum mechanical Alphabetical a word puritanical Not a hypothetical I rule tyrannical Tyrann ... on me I'm a nihilist Come on
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flow Blow like the wind go Flow like
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5.Nerds(Studio)
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-what.5.Nerds(Studio) I'm a faggot I'm a retard I got a girl's bag and a V-card. I got three friends and a whack ass ... b I'm the dumb one? Calm down
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just count to ten. Uhm. One two thre
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6.Channel5 News: The Musical(Studio)
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-what.6.Channel5 News: The Musical(Studio) Tonight at10 The world is ending again And we know why and when So you bet ... died a double homicide Their
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dies found inside Of a wishing well A
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7.Out of the Abyss
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-what.7.Out of the Abyss[Intro ... >7.Out of the Abyss[Intro
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](Talking to audience member)
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How old are you buddy? Child14
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14? Is this your mother beside you? Child:(mumbling) ... beside you? Child:(mumbling)
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: This is getting akward isn't it? Well your mother's very cool... your mother's very cool for bringing you Remember that remember ... ing You know people complain a
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ut the way I act on stage they thi
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8.Repeat Stuff
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-what.8.Repeat Stuff[VERSE1] I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it I love your heart and you're ... en I tell you that I love you
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o I also hope that you don't see through This cleverly constructed ruse Designed by a marketing team Cashing in on puberty and low ... But don't get complicated and
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re us Though meaning might be missin' We need to know the words after just one listen so Repeat stuff[x8][VERSE2] I love my baby a ... e
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9.#Deep
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-what.9.#Deep This songs
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ut how deep I am I'm really fucking d
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12.From God's Perspective
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-what.12.From God's Perspective The ... rom God's Perspective The
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oks you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick And I don't watch you ... ays to fix overpopulation and
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y didn't that go well You're not goin
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13.Andy the Frog
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-what.13.Andy the Frog Once upon a time there was a frog named Andy. Andy lived at the Patten Park Pond and had never ... ause we're humans and it was a
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ut a.. why would it apply to us?
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14.Intro
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-what.14.Intro This is
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. He's22 years old. He's a male and he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres. He has a ... th reality. You're an asshole
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. You hear me? You think you know better than me. You think you know better than every ... ink you know better than every
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dy. You will die alone and you will deserve it. But in the meantime you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours. See if t
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15.Sad
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-what.15.Sad(This is a song a ... br>15.Sad(This is a song a
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ut how sad I amJust picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer ... e in a3d movie I saw a little
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y drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped and he hung himsel ... member there are good things a
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ut it too Like the fact that none of that is happen
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16.I F--k Sl--ts
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-what.16.I F--k Sl--ts Sluts sluts I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No if's and's or but's. I fuck s ... with sleazy old slut fucking.
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o to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking! I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed. I've never fucked ... to your heart. They can talk a
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ut science music or art. They can put you together or they can pull you apart. But don't trust these sluts don't don't you dare. T ... w
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17.WDIDLN?
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-what.17.WDIDLN? I moved to Hollywood recently from ... ed to Hollywood recently from
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ston where I grew up. And I heard a
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ut these sort of wild Hollywood party nights that people would have. And I didn't think they were true until I moved to Hollywood ... them. Anyway this is a song a
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ut a crazy night that happened a couple months ago. It's called'What Did I Do Last Night?' Yeah yeah yeah What the fuck did I do l ... er table she was very m
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18.Left Brain Right Brain
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-what.18.Left Brain Right Brain Hello patient24682 Hey what's up? How are you feeling? I'm alright Has the treatment ... ience I'm just messing around
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your problem is simple your emotion and logic are at war Your creativity and analysis are at war and most simply your left and ri ... t0 Isolation complete This is
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s left brain objective logical cold analytical Aware of patterns aware of trends he's efficient and a prick This is ... efficient and a
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19.Nerds
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-what.19.Nerds I'm a faggot I'm a retard I got a girl's bag and a V-card. I got three friends and a wack-ass ride You ... ? I'm the dumb one? Calm down
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just count to10 um123- Whore I mean4
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20.Eff
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-what.20.Eff Fuck the rules Fuck the game Fuck you tools Fuck you're lame If giving a fuck means sucking up Then fuck ... how I'm regarded Or if I get
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mbarded By sick creationists Who are
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rderline retarded. Yeah fuck me for m
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1.I'm Bo Yo
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1.I'm
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Yo What's that? My six song album entitled ... t? My six song album entitled
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Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Huh and if I try to pirate ... rap? Now I don't know if all
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y scouts are gays They could probably'tie the knot' in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries cause I pop it a ... t's so hot I leave the toilet
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2.My Whole Family...
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2.My Whole Family... Everytime i go to dinner it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the bre ... kes them think that i like...
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ys That I like
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ys The goddamn question just wont go away and i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise like'How was you ... suspects That watching sponge
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b had side-effects. But i'm not gay and that's what i said If I'm gay hey god strike me de
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3.Bo Fo Sho
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3.
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Fo Sho yo... walkin' my poodles man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold a first aids kit? th ... i'm sexually straight you're
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und to find i'm mentally gay cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snicker'in'he shouldn't have written it' but i'm constipate ... give a shit. yo... My name is
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fo sho a
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rn
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stonian aryan librarian at the word smithsonian the rap is scatte
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4.Love Is...
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4.Love Is... ooh... what is this thing?Just a reminder ... is this thing?Just a reminder
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your EP is available now on iTunes. Go and buy it it is really good. Ooh hi I didn't even see you there. I was just looking my no ... a voyeur needs a branch like
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ys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland ranch. And I want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never w ... u like Anne Frank wanted... no
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dy
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5.The Perfect Woman
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5.The Perfect Woman She was the perfect woman in every single way She made the sun shine brighter and all my cares go ... guess it was alright we had a
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y and a girl.Just me and Helen uhhh-a
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6.High School Party
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6.High School Party high school party senior year ... high school party senior year
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ys and girls are all sippin' on beer i like soda where's the soda? am i the only fucking person here that likes soda? i see her fr ... wear sweat pants? girl you're
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dy's like what conjunction junction that's a fine ass butt i'm like a cashew in a lolly pop just keep suckin' till you get to the ... y the right way shorty with a
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dy look
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7.Klan Kookout
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7.Klan Kookout Grab a seat have something to eat help yourself its alright If you want a beer theyre over here But we ... ut mein kampf? man check that
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ok out at the klan kookout all men ar
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8.New Math
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8.New Math What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant an ... oot of the NBA is Africa in a
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x How do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to Michael j fox. Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem o ... obable problem of a pro-life a
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rtion Live like your data and when you're all'set' Put it all together and whatever you get... Is new math. And i
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9.A Love Ballad
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9.A Love Ballad She got me with her looks she got me with her stare Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair From th ... ay night I just sat there and
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wed my head. A little girl was on my
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10.Rehab Center For Fictional Characters
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10.Rehab Center For Fictional Characters Hey I'm Santa Claus I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because She is ho ho ... up and I get to work late My
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ss says'hey what'sup?' I say I'm grrr
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11.Welcome To YouTube
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11.Welcome To YouTube Before Youtube I walked through life. And now I frollic. Youtube has been like a father to me E ... it'cause I showed half of my
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ob. Sorry Mary! Welcome to Youtube. S
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12.Perfect Woman
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12.Perfect Woman She was the perfect woman in every single way She made the sun shine brighter and all my cares go aw ... guess it was alright we had a
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y and a girl.Just me and helen uhhh-a
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13.Love Ballad
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13.Love Ballad She got me with her looks she got me with her stare Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair From the ... ay night I just sat there and
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wed my head. A little girl was on my
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1.Theoretical DickJokes
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-Words Words Words1.Theoretical DickJokes I wanted to be a physicist when I was younger and I also wanted to be a com ... out so I'd like to try to do
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th now in a bit that I call theoretical dick jokes. It goes like this My penis is so small that I have trouble finding it'cause it ... hat you guys are thinking: Oh
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you tackle such ta
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o subjects you know is there anything
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2.Traditional Stand-Up
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-Words Words Words2.Traditio
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3.What's Funny
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-Words Words Words3.What's Funny She has cried tears of blood all night long Pregnant virgin long before the age of C ... lf to kill him. The demon was
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rn she would not outlive his arrival But thanks to her the most perfect creature was free He brought her back gave her the shape o ... ed her a demonic name She was
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rn half demon half goddess Queen of t
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4.Words Words Words
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-Words Words Words4.Words Words Words i'm a feminine eminem a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti90 lady co ... for doing80. like hamlet all a
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ut'words words words' divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. i'm a gay sea otter. i blow other dudes out of the water. i'm the ... of helium i'll fuck you up. a
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y a girl a middle aged bitch
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tox in the third person. i give the perspective a switch and ... the perspective a switch and
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5.A Prayer
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-Words Words Words5.A Prayer Let us pray Oh uh please Don't feel like you can't participate if you're not Christian'C ... y say the same thing you know'
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you're an artist how do we fix Afric
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6.Art Is Dead
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-Words Words Words6.Art Is Dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Entertainers like to seem complicated ... ning That every day can't be a
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ut him There's other people you selfi
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7.Binary Reality
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-Words Words Words7.Binary Reality We live in a binary reality we do It's a world of black and white There's only two ... uestions You know questions no
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dy else dares to ask Questions like Where are all the Sour Patch Parents? Questions like if Mickey's a mouse and Minnie's a mouse ... doing a show recently on the
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rder of uh Hannah Montana and South Dakota Fanning And after the show After the show a guy came up to me And said' ... a guy came up to
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8.Ex-Girlfriend
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-Words Words Words8.Ex-Girlfriend When I say'hey' You say'hoe!' Hey(hoe!) Hey(hoe!) That's basically how Hitler rose ... g the keytar Or a young Amish
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y trying to blow out the light bulbs
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9.Haikus
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-Words Words Words9.Haikus I saw a rain ... s9.Haikus I saw a rain
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w on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian For15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies Old peoples' skin sags b ... ver ever call an Asian person
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no; If you want to help poor people s
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10.Ironic
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-Words Words Words10.Ironic My dog's stomach was very upset so we put him in the car and we went to the vet And on ou ... as to rescue him from child la
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r factories And on his very first birthday wen went to Build-A-Bear workshop Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I Yes and a waterpark ... re on CNN and he was talking a
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ut the environment and then out of
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redom my pet polar bear shot himself Dated an animal rights activist one day she got really p
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11.Men And Women
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-Words Words Words11.Men And Women men and women men are like vows cause they are easily broken women are like cows c ... omen are like cows cause they
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th have vagina's men are like muzzles ya cause they will try to shut you up women are like puzzles cause prier to1920 neither had ... men are like Nazis cause they
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th caused the holocaust male stripper
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12.Oh Bo
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-Words Words Words12.Oh
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Intro(spoken) I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless you know? And now it's become at least in the mainstre ... least in the mainstream A sym
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l of misogyny gay panic fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure If you can't beat'emJoin'em. Hittin' the club up VIP I got a fake mus ... wooly willy. And I bypass the
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uncer Pass by an ex and I flex and
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unce her wowser. Look at all of
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's hoes Look
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13.One Man Shows
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-Words Words Words13.One Man Shows I'm19 years old I'm a young comedian I hate that term'young comedian' you know I p ... t one man show It was a show a
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utJews in Nazi Germany called Under the Floor ... ermany called Under the Floor
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ards I'll do a scene from that uh right now No no no Watch and then judge This is a scene from Under the Floor ... a scene from Under the Floor
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ards'Hey shh' And then'99'99 I did a show called The Catholic Orga
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14.Rant
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-Words Words Words14.Rant all the seats at the sunday masses filled with the mass's massive asses classes pass as fas ... he assured that they need not
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ther''when god in verse45 said the slaves are okay to buy he meant that people all from the start each have slaves within their he ... . things that we have sold or
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ughten that are forced to pick our moral cotton god calls us to set these free free our hearts from slavery... and then as god goe ... y
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1.Kill Youself
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-Compilation1.Kill Youself Have you ever felt sad or lonley? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought ... thought man if only I was any
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dy else at allll Have you ever felt sad or lonley? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought man if only I was any ... thought man if only I was any
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dy else at allllHave you ever felt sad or lonley? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought man if only I was any ... thoug
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2.If You Want Love
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-Compilation2.If You Want Love You want a guy that's sweet A guy that's tough A feminist who likes to pay for stuff T ... tracted to any of them A good
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y a bad
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y a good bad
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y A half good half bad half
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y Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend Then you might think that this g ... ak I don't want a slob Or some
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dy with bedhead and a dead-end job Ca
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3.My Better Half
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-Compilation3.My Better Half You filled the hole that pierced my soul. I promised I would find someone willing to tak ... e you must have fell from up a
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ve and killed the townspeople below. You had a crush and you let it show. When I want to pleasure you I need an expedition crew. W ... we went on a whale watch the
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at drove to you house.350 pounds of pain when you exhale Al Gore goes insane. Whenever we make-out I taste jam and sauerkraut. We ... a
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1.Are You Happy?
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-暫存1.Are You Happy? Now
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2.H-O-A-R
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-暫存2.H-O-A-R well i'm the girl for every high school guy yeah i got everything a little shirt and a skirt so high eve ... on tampon string i'll drop my
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oks and then i'll bend and then i'll bend a little more every ... i'll bend a little more every
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dy thinks ashley's my best friend well that bitch is a whore with a capital H-O-A-R ignorance is bliss who needs feminism with an ... rought your man juice'cause i
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ught scotch' with a capital
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3.Sunday School
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-暫存3.Sunday School alright kids welcome to your first sunday school class let's get right into it did you know that j ... racial dating well my name is
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bby johnson and i teach a
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ut god's loving wrath and though i try to live by the bible and what it says i think i might have stumbled from the path because i ... people rejoice but it's not a
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ut lust i don't wanna nail him that was a poor word choice did you know satan wears a cape made out
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4.Make Happy
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-暫存4.Make Happy Walking around I've got no one to talk to There's everyone and then there's just me If I could change ... ritten by my race But my wife
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ught me the brand new iPhone with an
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7.Hayley G Hoover
it just a
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ve where she put my heart Hayley G Hoover she's cuter than a goofer Her videos are neat And if after hearing this song you're cons ... over) And I know that I'm not
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but I hope I'll do'Cause I want